1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:02,960 TANNOY JINGLES 2 00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:07,959 'Anyone waiting to sign up for shore excursions...' 3 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:10,040 CAMERA CLICKS 4 00:00:10,041 --> 00:00:12,159 COLIN: Eve Fontaine, ladies and gentlemen, 5 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,160 the voice of the ship. 6 00:00:14,161 --> 00:00:17,159 Big Christmas smiles, everyone. Ho, ho, ho! 7 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:19,199 One on our own. Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,279 Just you and the talent. That would be amazing. 9 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:23,519 We all need some stardust, my darling. 10 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:25,479 Oh, that one's perfect, Donna. 11 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:28,079 It's gonna look great on the socials. 12 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:30,039 I've been a fan since I was nine years old. 13 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:32,120 Mm. That's going back a bit. 14 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:35,230 She was probably the headline act on the Ark. 15 00:00:39,281 --> 00:00:41,879 Thank you so much. 16 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,399 Well, I'm sure you've been through it since your diagnosis. 17 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:47,999 Primary biliary cholangitis. I know, it's a mouthful. 18 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,239 Her liver doesn't work any more. Right. 19 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:55,080 Everyone's been so kind - crowdfunded cruise, upgraded cabin. 20 00:00:55,081 --> 00:00:56,519 Dinner at the captain's table. 21 00:00:56,520 --> 00:01:00,000 And front-row seats to Eve's headline show later. 22 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:01,440 Thank you. 23 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:03,920 We really ought to be... Yes. 24 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,280 Can I...? Group hug? 25 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:09,480 Oh. Right. CAMERA CLICKS 26 00:01:09,481 --> 00:01:14,959 Hey, you do look exhausted. A lie-down's gonna do you good. 27 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:18,719 Honestly, Bernie, stop fussing. You still haven't taken your pills. 28 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,559 Yeah, and listen, we need you on top form later 29 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,359 because it's the Christmas panto, 30 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,559 and yours truly here is playing Buttons. 31 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:25,880 THEY CHUCKLE 32 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,750 I suppose an hour wouldn't hurt. Yeah. 33 00:01:28,751 --> 00:01:31,319 Catch you later for mulled wine and mince pies? 34 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:32,399 You will. Bye. 35 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,450 See you. Colin. A word. 36 00:01:34,451 --> 00:01:39,359 Eve. The flowers in my dressing room have brought on my allergies. 37 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,960 I specifically requested no lilies. 38 00:01:41,961 --> 00:01:43,879 All right. I must have missed that on the rider. 39 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,439 I'll speak to Hospitality for you. Yeah, and I'll need a massage 40 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,599 and a facial before this afternoon's soundcheck. 41 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:51,719 Already booked in with Ruchira. And no more fan meets. 42 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:55,150 These cruise ship plebs will be the death of me. 43 00:01:55,151 --> 00:01:58,239 If she carries on like this, I swear, she's going overboard. 44 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,079 Let's wait until Christmas is over, shall we? 45 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:04,760 Oh, bring back Jack Grayling. All is forgiven. Mm. 46 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:12,440 I'm going on an adventure And I got a feeling 47 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,160 The sun's gonna shine Shine 48 00:02:15,161 --> 00:02:16,799 The sun's gonna shine 49 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,760 I'm in love with the ocean 50 00:02:19,761 --> 00:02:22,799 And I got a feeling I'm sailing tonight 51 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:24,519 Tonight, I'm sailing tonight 52 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,920 It's because of you 53 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:31,000 That I'll always remember 54 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:37,760 I'm going on an adventure With you on my mind 55 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,160 I'm going on an adventure 56 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,760 With you on my mind. 57 00:02:44,761 --> 00:02:53,159 Alicante Port Authority have given yellow>us permission to start our approach. 58 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:54,559 We've got the wind with the tide, 59 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:57,630 so with any luck, we should be on schedule. 60 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:02,440 You've been out of sorts since we left Southampton. 61 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:05,430 Coming to work with lead in the shoes. 62 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:12,710 Christmas was always Jack's favourite time of year, so... 63 00:03:12,711 --> 00:03:19,479 Since he left the ship, no-one's heard a peep from him. 64 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:21,520 Well, maybe that's for the best. 65 00:03:21,521 --> 00:03:25,959 There is an excursion this afternoon to Santa Domenica - 66 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:28,240 the Christmas pilgrimage. 67 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,560 We're both due a little shore leave. 68 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:35,480 Could go together. I still have the logs to complete. 69 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:41,010 Perhaps a little festive downtime would do you the world of good. 70 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:42,720 TANNOY JINGLES 71 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:45,080 'Feliz Navidad, amigos. 72 00:03:45,081 --> 00:03:47,559 'This is Colin, your cruise director, 73 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:52,080 'informing all guests that the ship has now arrived in sunny Alicante - 74 00:03:52,081 --> 00:03:54,719 'perfect for some last-minute festive shopping. 75 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:57,759 'So why not grab a sombrero, crack open the cava? 76 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:01,079 'Because the countdown to Christmas starts here.' 77 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,319 TANNOY JINGLES 78 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:05,319 'We'd like to inform all guests of today's shopping mall deal - 79 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,760 'a 25% discount on all perfumes...' 80 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,690 That Eve Fontaine post has gone viral. 81 00:04:10,691 --> 00:04:13,679 JAMIL: I hear the podcast has got quite a following. 82 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,639 Yeah. When Donna first found out she needed special treatment, 83 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:20,239 we set up a crowdfunding appeal for stem cell surgery out in Arizona. 84 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:23,319 Bernie's always been there for me, every step of the way. 85 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:25,360 What are best friends for, eh? 86 00:04:25,361 --> 00:04:29,679 Here you are, Jamil. Fill that one up, will you? 87 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,479 And whatever these ladies want. 88 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:34,719 We're fine. I wouldn't mind a pineapple juice. 89 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:38,390 He's been all over her since the start of the cruise. 90 00:04:38,391 --> 00:04:40,879 Didn't fancy dressing up as Santa, then? 91 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,519 Well, you know, I like to stand out from the crowd, don't I? 92 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:45,599 You're hardly gonna pull wearing that. 93 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:48,799 I'm young, free and single. Why doesn't that surprise me (?) 94 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,599 Hang on. I got you a little Christmas present. 95 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,519 You didn't have to do that. It's all right. 96 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:56,020 Hold that, will you? 97 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,250 Let's see what it looks like on you, shall we? 98 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:09,880 Thank you. It's lovely. 99 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:11,960 Beautiful. Listen, erm, 100 00:05:11,961 --> 00:05:14,119 the lads are gonna go into town later for a few drinks. 101 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,919 But, I mean, I could swerve it, and me and you could maybe... 102 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,079 hang out for the afternoon. 103 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,039 She's busy today. HE SIGHS 104 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,839 The pilgrimage to Santa Domenica. 105 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:25,399 Bernie's still holding out for a Christmas miracle. 106 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:28,480 All right, well... if you change your mind... 107 00:05:29,671 --> 00:05:35,599 All I wanted on this cruise was a bit of fun, 108 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,119 after everything I've been through. 109 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:40,439 You've only just met him, and he's already buying you fancy presents. 110 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:43,439 I'm just looking out for you. We'll be late for the tour. 111 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,850 BERNIE SIGHS Donna! Sorry. 112 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,560 BELLS TOLL 113 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:03,270 "The Sanctuary of Los Peregrinos was recently founded 114 00:06:03,271 --> 00:06:06,319 "after a local girl, Thomasina Fernandez, 115 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:10,410 "was visited by the Blessed Virgin in one of the orange groves. 116 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:13,240 "She was entrusted to build a shrine 117 00:06:13,241 --> 00:06:16,319 "where the sick and the injured might come to be healed." 118 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:19,930 Well, they're certainly packing in the faithful. 119 00:06:19,931 --> 00:06:25,079 Laudetur Jesus Christus. CONGREGATION: Semper laudetur. 120 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,920 In saecula saeculorum. 121 00:06:26,921 --> 00:06:30,599 BERNIE: Said a prayer for you this morning. 122 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,759 Miracles don't happen to people like me. 123 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,560 Nah. You gotta have faith, Don. 124 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:37,400 Oi-oi. 125 00:06:37,401 --> 00:06:40,799 What happened to the pub crawl? The lads will cope without me. 126 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:44,470 I thought you could do with some moral support anyway. 127 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,880 Domine, miserere nobis. 128 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:52,560 Christe, miserere nobis. 129 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,880 Domine, miserere nobis. 130 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:58,000 Christe, audi nos. 131 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:02,600 KATE AND CONGREGATION: Ave, ave, ave Maria. 132 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:07,670 WHISPERS: It's been a while since we spent any time together. 133 00:07:07,671 --> 00:07:10,279 There's no reason we can't still be friends. 134 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:14,120 As we celebrate Christmas with communion and prayer, 135 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:18,640 I would like to invite the sick and indisposed to step forward 136 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:21,510 for a blessing at the Shrine of Our Lady. 137 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:30,280 Mater Christi, ora pro nobis. 138 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:34,920 Mater divinae gratiae, ora pro nobis. 139 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:41,700 CONGREGATION: Ave, ave. 140 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:45,600 Santa Maria, ruega por nosotros. 141 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:50,200 Santa madre de Dios, ruega por nosotros. 142 00:07:51,101 --> 00:07:54,839 Thank you, Father. It was lovely. 143 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:57,399 It was a beautiful service. Thank you. 144 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:00,200 Perhaps a small donation? 145 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:03,200 For the upkeep of the church. Yes. 146 00:08:03,201 --> 00:08:05,559 BERNIE: When are you gonna realise green>she isn't interested? 147 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,999 Donna tell you that, did she? I know a chancer when I see one. 148 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,799 Let's get it right. Donna setting herself up 149 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,439 with a decent-looking fella has put your nose right out of joint. 150 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,639 You really think she'd settle for a loser like you? 151 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:18,839 She's out of your league, Jason. Is everything all right? 152 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:20,679 Doctors think she's gonna need a transplant. 153 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:24,320 Vomiting, jaundice, swollen ankles. 154 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:27,490 You really fancy taking all that on, yeah? 155 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:29,080 Thought not. 156 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:30,920 WHISPERS: Idiot. 157 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:34,370 You all right? Yeah. 158 00:08:34,371 --> 00:08:41,679 Frankie! You haven't seen a couple of small shepherds, have you? 159 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:43,879 Robes, sandals... I know what they look like, Colin. 160 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:45,959 Oh, it's absolute carnage in Bethlehem. 161 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,439 All the kids are high on sugar. 162 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,159 You wanted to see me? Oh, yeah. 163 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,719 I just wanted to run through some changes to your setlist. 164 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:53,519 There's been a couple of festive additions. 165 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,639 I can't cope with these last-minute changes, Colin. 166 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:56,999 It's highly unprofessional. 167 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,720 Eve, there you are. Richard. 168 00:08:59,721 --> 00:09:01,799 I was just checking that you're still on for lunch. 169 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,159 Un Chicharito, where the paella is to die for. 170 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,959 Well, she'll be busy rehearsing. 171 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:08,719 Lunch would be perfect, if you're sure you can spare the time. 172 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:12,119 Five hours' shore leave and the pleasure of your delightful company. 173 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:15,280 You spoil me, you know that? I know. Shall we? 174 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:18,270 Let's remember who's top of the bill, eh? 175 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,840 Not... a word. 176 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:27,040 BELL TOLLS, KATE MUTTERS 177 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:32,080 You OK? 178 00:09:32,081 --> 00:09:35,199 Just needed to sit down. Must've been overdoing things. 179 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,879 All right, well, let's get you back to the ship, shall we? 180 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:40,160 Erm, I'm fine. 181 00:09:40,161 --> 00:09:42,799 I think I'd rather the doctor check you over, if that's all right. 182 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:46,039 We'd better get a move on, or we'll miss this bus. 183 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:47,440 Where is Bernie? 184 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,990 She said she wanted to see the Ignatius Chapel. 185 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:54,580 I can wait with Donna. 186 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:59,350 All right, well, erm, we'll see if we can find her, yeah? 187 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,200 You all right, Don? Yeah. 188 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:03,920 Sure? Yeah. 189 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:15,880 SOFT CLATTERING 190 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:19,880 HUSHED VOICES 191 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,320 Quien esta alli? 192 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,800 BELL TOLLS 193 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:34,080 Excuse me! Wait! 194 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,520 Kate. 195 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:41,080 Oh, my God. Madre de Dios. 196 00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:57,999 CAMERA CLICKS 197 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,639 KATE: I saw a nun in the cloister just before we found the body. 198 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:03,199 She was running off towards the abbey. 199 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:05,399 The sisters often frequent the cloisters 200 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:08,170 as they go about their daily business. 201 00:11:08,171 --> 00:11:10,519 Well, I just think, the sooner we talk to her... 202 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,440 Thomasina has taken a vow of silence. 203 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:17,150 No-one outside the convent is permitted to speak to her. 204 00:11:17,151 --> 00:11:20,239 Thomasina? The child that saw the visions? 205 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:23,080 The abbey has offered her sanctuary - 206 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:25,950 a life devoted to the service of Christ. 207 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:30,559 I've given the police a statement. They know how to find us. 208 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:33,600 Did this woman have any family on the boat? 209 00:11:33,601 --> 00:11:36,519 She was travelling with her best friend, yeah. 210 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:39,710 Then, please, pass on my sincere condolences. 211 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,360 CAMERA CLICKS 212 00:11:48,361 --> 00:11:51,879 I'm going to give you a thorough check-up, 213 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:53,479 bearing in mind your condition. 214 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,599 I'm feeling much better already. 215 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,119 Well, you've had one hell of a shock. 216 00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:01,960 We are gonna run a few tests just to be on the safe side, hm? 217 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,640 I still can't believe Bernie's dead. 218 00:12:08,641 --> 00:12:11,399 Can you think of anyone that she's fallen out with? 219 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,399 Anyone that might be holding a grudge? 220 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,279 Well, she might have rubbed a few people up the wrong way, 221 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:19,600 but Bernie had a good heart. 222 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,680 Perhaps this isn't the time. 223 00:12:21,681 --> 00:12:23,799 Yeah, sure. I should get back to work. 224 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,920 Thank you. I don't mind staying. 225 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,720 I'd rather be on my own. 226 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,200 All right? 227 00:12:32,201 --> 00:12:35,479 She'd been gone 20 minutes, 228 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,439 and somebody attacked her and left her for dead. 229 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,119 It doesn't make any sense. 230 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:42,639 There's always a motive for murder. You just need to look for it. 231 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,559 That's what Jack always said. 232 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:48,530 Yeah, well, in case you hadn't noticed, Jack isn't here, so... 233 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:51,950 Uh... What if I told you I knew where to find him? 234 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,400 Just here. 235 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:59,719 So, you're telling me he's been here in Alicante the whole time? 236 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,840 Jack swore me to secrecy. 237 00:13:01,841 --> 00:13:04,239 Oh, that's just typical of Jack Grayling, isn't it? 238 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,890 Running away, as per usual. Here. 239 00:13:06,891 --> 00:13:09,839 Are you sure this is the right place? 240 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,919 INSIDE: I got a feeling... 241 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:15,170 I'd recognise that voice anywhere. Come on. 242 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,360 I'm in love with you 243 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:22,920 And then I got a feeling I'm sailing tonight 244 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:28,680 It's because of you 245 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:31,880 That I'll always remember 246 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:40,360 I'm going on an adventure With you on my mind. 247 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:44,239 Thank you so much, everybody. WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE 248 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,040 Have a wonderful Christmas. 249 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,440 Jamil! Jack! 250 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,440 Mate, I have missed you so much. 251 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,980 What about me, Jack? 252 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,460 Did you miss me? 253 00:14:07,691 --> 00:14:14,639 OK. I thought you might have been dead, Jack. 254 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:18,639 Instead, you've been hiding away here on some pirate-ship theme bar. 255 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,199 I've been working my backside off just trying to make ends meet. 256 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,180 Will you both put a sock in it? 257 00:14:23,181 --> 00:14:27,679 A passenger was murdered this morning, Jack. 258 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,640 We need your help to solve it. 259 00:14:29,641 --> 00:14:32,279 Oh, so, that's why the pair of you were here? 260 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,799 Well, I haven't come to kiss and make up. 261 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,160 OK, look, let's take a second, yes? 262 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,580 We can fill you in on what we know. 263 00:14:40,581 --> 00:14:45,759 The victim's name was Bernadette Campbell. 264 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,959 She was on a crowdfunding cruise with her best friend, 265 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,280 Donna Branning. 266 00:14:49,281 --> 00:14:51,879 They'd gone to visit the shrine at Santa Domenica. 267 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:54,199 Piers and I were there when we found the body. 268 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,960 With Piers. 269 00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:58,279 Look, let's just stick to the case, yeah? 270 00:14:58,280 --> 00:14:59,560 Any suspects? 271 00:14:59,561 --> 00:15:02,759 One of the nuns from the convent. 272 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:05,479 I saw her running from the cloister shortly after the murder. 273 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:08,359 You're seriously suggesting a nun might have killed her? 274 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,119 All right, I know it sounds far-fetched. 275 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,440 But we need to rule her out. 276 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:14,880 We? 277 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,960 Yes. First thing tomorrow, 278 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,190 we go to the village and see if she'll talk to us. 279 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:26,280 All right, fine. But this is strictly business. 280 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,890 SHE EXHALES, SNIFFS 281 00:16:18,421 --> 00:16:20,719 TANNOY JINGLES 282 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,799 'This is Colin, your cruise director, 283 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,720 'AKA Santa's Little Helper. 284 00:16:24,721 --> 00:16:26,479 'And what a packed Christmas Eve stocking 285 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,359 'we've got lined up for you today.' 286 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,000 Oh. What? 287 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,260 Jason doesn't seem himself today. 288 00:16:33,261 --> 00:16:35,679 Well, that might be something to do with 289 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,960 the argument he had with Bernie. 290 00:16:37,961 --> 00:16:40,359 You think he might have taken out the competition? 291 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:41,480 I don't know. 292 00:16:41,481 --> 00:16:44,719 Look, why don't you speak to some of his friends today, 293 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,159 see what you can find out? 294 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,790 Yeah? Yeah. 295 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,480 Good luck with Jack today. 296 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:54,080 Uh, at-at the convent, I mean. Yeah. 297 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:02,360 DONNA: 'So, an update from sunny Arizona. 298 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:06,680 'And the bad news is my stem cell treatment hasn't worked. 299 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,120 'Graft failure. 300 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:16,840 'Right now, I feel angry, scared... disappointed. 301 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:22,840 'But we keep going. We keep the faith.' 302 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,600 Wasn't sure you'd come. 303 00:17:27,601 --> 00:17:30,479 Well, there's still a murder to solve. 304 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:34,090 Well, just as long as you don't go hitting me again. 305 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:38,010 I've been reading up on Bernie's best friend, Donna. 306 00:17:38,011 --> 00:17:42,399 That treatment she's been having in Arizona must have cost a fair bit. 307 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:46,130 Well, I think she raised all the money on crowdfunding. 308 00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:51,839 Look, you've got every right to be mad at me. 309 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:55,320 It was six months, Jack. Not a word. 310 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:58,190 You didn't even reply to my messages. 311 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,960 Let me explain. 312 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,450 I think we should get to the convent. 313 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,720 BELL RINGS 314 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,760 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH, DOOR OPENS 315 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:26,130 Buenos dias, senora. Nos gustaria hablar con la Hermana Thomasina. 316 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,520 No! 317 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:36,200 Great (!) Any more bright ideas? 318 00:18:38,661 --> 00:18:41,799 I just wanted to apologise. 319 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,959 I was out of order, what I said to Bernie yesterday. 320 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:48,040 I can't do this right now, Jason. No, I didn't mean what I said. 321 00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:50,079 You can't talk to people like that. 322 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,319 Let me make it up to you. No strings attached. 323 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,839 You can't be on your own for Christmas 324 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,120 after everything that's happened. 325 00:18:56,680 --> 00:19:00,050 Well, I could do with a date for the show tonight. 326 00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:02,439 I didn't think you'd still be going. 327 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:05,510 Eve promised to dedicate a song to Bernie. 328 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,370 Right, well, I'll knock for you around seven. 329 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,600 BELLS TOLL 330 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:30,840 Kate... 331 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:35,110 ..when I left the ship, I lost everything. 332 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,920 The job I loved, the girl I fell for. 333 00:19:39,921 --> 00:19:43,879 We could have made it work, Jack. People do. 334 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,679 No, I know, but I couldn't just sit around 335 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,239 and count down the days till I saw you next, 336 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,479 then watch you sail off again. 337 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,160 It would have broken me. 338 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:53,920 Jack... 339 00:19:58,671 --> 00:20:03,199 Thomasina... METALLIC CLATTERING 340 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:06,199 Te acuerdas de mi? They warned me not to talk to you. 341 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,400 So much for the vow of silence. 342 00:20:08,401 --> 00:20:11,479 The woman that was killed yesterday, her name was Bernadette. 343 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,199 I don't know anything about that. 344 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,690 Then why did you run when I saw you in the cloister? 345 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:20,050 I wanted to watch the Mass of Supplication. 346 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,930 I'm not supposed to leave the convent. 347 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:30,400 They keep me locked up here ever since the apparition. 348 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,840 A martyr for Christ. Did you see anybody else 349 00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:35,199 in the cloister? DOOR OPENS 350 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,439 For this is the blood of the covenant that was poured out 351 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,199 for many for the forgiveness of sins. Thomasina! 352 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:43,150 Llevala dentro. Tienes que enviar ayuda. 353 00:20:43,151 --> 00:20:45,919 A su habitacion. Sujetadla. Wait! 354 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,810 Please don't let them hurt me! Ayudame! 355 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,420 This child belongs to Christ now. 356 00:20:59,231 --> 00:21:07,879 JACK: Thomasina told us that she was being held here against her will. 357 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,400 Nonsense. She can leave at any time. 358 00:21:10,401 --> 00:21:12,919 You gave instructions to restrain her. 359 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:16,040 Recently, she has become... volatile - 360 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:18,799 the pressure of her new-found elevation. 361 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:22,640 But the convent is the safest place for her. 362 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:26,120 Locked up, out of harm's way. 363 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,720 I have taken on the role of her protector. 364 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:33,250 These visions that Thomasina claims to have seen... 365 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,880 ..you must have had your doubts. 366 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:41,440 The Pope himself has pronounced it a genuine miracle, 367 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:44,640 and His Holiness is infallible. 368 00:21:44,641 --> 00:21:48,279 Where were you at the time of the murder? 369 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,919 If you don't mind me asking, Father. 370 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,780 Disrobing in the sacristy. 371 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,600 I have an imminent meeting at the ayuntamiento, 372 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:02,040 in view of recent unfortunate events. 373 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:05,030 I'm sure you can find your own way out. 374 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,880 Thomasina's miracle. 375 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:22,800 Her accounts of the visions were questioned by people in the village. 376 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:26,880 They claimed she was subject to religious delusions. 377 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:30,410 She spent some time in a clinic for bipolar disorder. 378 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:34,230 Does it make her a killer? No, I know that. 379 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:40,480 Rodriguez is all set to become a monsignor 380 00:22:40,481 --> 00:22:42,239 for services to the Church. 381 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,320 If these visions were exposed as a scam... 382 00:22:45,321 --> 00:22:47,999 He'd have an awful lot to lose, yeah. 383 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,670 Still doesn't explain why Bernie was murdered, though. 384 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:55,199 Maybe she stumbled across something that he was desperate to hide. 385 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,250 PHONE BUZZES, RINGS 386 00:22:57,731 --> 00:23:01,559 Jamil. JAMIL: 'Hey.' 387 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:05,000 So, how's it going with Kate? 388 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:09,440 Yeah, she's here with me now on speakerphone. 389 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,240 Oh. Yes, uh... 390 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,360 So, uh, I have spoken to the lads, 391 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:20,320 and I thought you both might want a update on Jason Agnew. 392 00:23:20,321 --> 00:23:22,839 The passenger that had an argument with Bernie. 393 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:23,879 Oh. 'Yes.' 394 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:28,080 Well, he's very much married, but estranged from his wife. 395 00:23:28,081 --> 00:23:30,319 He's behind with his maintenance payments. 396 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,199 His window-cleaning business went bust during COVID. 397 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,759 And he is up to his eyeballs in debt. 398 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:38,679 OK, well, thank you very much for the update, 399 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,359 and we'll check in with you later. 400 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:41,720 Yes. OK. 401 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,760 Bye, guys. Bye. 402 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,840 HE SIGHS 403 00:23:47,841 --> 00:23:50,959 How much money has Donna's charity raised? 404 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,239 The Giving For Wishes page? Yes. 405 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,320 Way over a hundred grand in donations. 406 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:59,850 Maybe Jason was after more than a Christmas fling. 407 00:23:59,851 --> 00:24:04,119 Well, there's only one way to find out. 408 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:07,240 Oh, no. I am not stepping foot on that ship. 409 00:24:07,241 --> 00:24:08,999 Jack, you never even said goodbye. 410 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,599 Marlowe didn't even give me a choice, 411 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,719 and if you seriously think he'd ever let me back on board... 412 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,120 Not in a million years. 413 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:19,239 With all due respect, Captain, if Jack can help us solve this, 414 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,559 it would literally only mean a few hours on board. 415 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,719 It was crime-solving 416 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,799 that got him thrown off the ship in the first place. 417 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,719 We should leave this to the Spanish police. 418 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,600 I knew this was a bad idea. 419 00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:33,359 Look, Donna Branning has half a million followers on social media. 420 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:36,159 When they find out that her best friend was murdered... 421 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,440 On a crowdfunded Christmas cruise. 422 00:24:38,441 --> 00:24:42,599 I think that head office would want this resolving as soon as possible. 423 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,039 And how will they feel 424 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,079 about allowing a disgraced entertainer back on board? 425 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:50,399 Thank you, Mr de Vreese. I am aware of the ramifications. 426 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,879 Look, Jack was dismissed as a member of the crew. 427 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,079 There's nothing to stop him embarking as a passenger. 428 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:58,090 Look, as soon as the ship sails, I'm gone. 429 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,460 We sail at eight o'clock sharp. 430 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:10,610 Which only leaves you five hours to find Bernie Campbell's killer. 431 00:25:10,611 --> 00:25:14,759 The captain's asked me to look into Bernie's murder. 432 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,740 Jack used to be a police officer. 433 00:25:16,741 --> 00:25:20,359 Well, I'm not sure there's anything else I can tell you. 434 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:22,920 How long have you known Jason Agnew? 435 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,720 Couple of weeks. 436 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,880 We met at the start of the cruise. 437 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,800 Oh! Well, he's a fast mover, then. 438 00:25:30,801 --> 00:25:33,679 Well, he was already following me on social media. 439 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,040 I feel like I've known him forever. 440 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,870 I got the feeling that you and Jason were at odds yesterday. 441 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,400 Bernie had warned him off. 442 00:25:42,401 --> 00:25:45,439 She could get a bit jealous sometimes. 443 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:49,280 Did he ever ask you about the crowdfunding money? 444 00:25:49,281 --> 00:25:52,679 Well, he was worried that Bernie might try and take advantage, 445 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,320 but I told him she'd never do that. 446 00:25:55,321 --> 00:25:59,279 Jason wasn't with you when we found you outside the church yesterday. 447 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,959 You any idea where he went? 448 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:05,680 Well, he was angry at Bernie. Said she'd humiliated him. 449 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:09,210 I tried to calm him down, but he wouldn't listen. 450 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,820 Stormed off into the village. 451 00:26:14,021 --> 00:26:16,359 TANNOY JINGLES 452 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:18,719 'A reminder to any passengers wishing to take advantage 453 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:21,639 'of this afternoon's introductory special offer...' 454 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,960 Bit of me-time away from the kids. 455 00:26:23,961 --> 00:26:25,879 These Christmas cruises can take it out of you. 456 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,600 Sorry, do I know you? 457 00:26:27,601 --> 00:26:30,359 Er, sorry. I'm Jack Grayling. I just came aboard. 458 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:33,319 My kids are at home with their mum for Christmas, and... 459 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:36,279 Oh. When were you planning on telling Donna? 460 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,599 Well, just cos I haven't told Donna about my ex-missus... 461 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,399 I mean, my marriage has been done for months. 462 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,679 And you needed to keep the maintenance payments up. 463 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,679 The money that Donna raised for her treatment, 464 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,679 that must have been quite an attractive proposition. 465 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,439 Are you trying to say that I'm using yellow>Donna as some sort of meal ticket? 466 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:54,040 Well, Bernie had you down as a bit of a chancer. 467 00:26:54,041 --> 00:26:56,119 Maybe she had every right to be concerned. 468 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:58,340 And what's that supposed to mean? 469 00:26:58,341 --> 00:27:01,919 You weren't with Donna yesterday when we found her. 470 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,959 You want to tell us where you were? 471 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,279 Well, I went for a walk to clear my head. 472 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:10,430 Did you walk anywhere near the Ignatius Chapel? No! 473 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:15,330 Look... I've made some really big mistakes in my life, all right? 474 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:19,040 I lost my business, my wife, my kids. 475 00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:22,599 Why am I telling you anyway? You wouldn't understand. 476 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,320 You'd be surprised. 477 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,040 Look, I like Donna, OK? 478 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:32,050 I wanna do right by her. But with Bernie out of the picture. 479 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,920 Bernie warned me off, I walked away. 480 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,150 That's the last time I saw her, all right? 481 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,280 CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYS 482 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:45,320 Whoa! No! Stop! Stop! MUSIC STOPS 483 00:27:45,321 --> 00:27:47,319 Dance Yourself Dizzy has always been my encore. 484 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,439 Well, it's a Christmas Eve concert, 485 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,319 which is why Frosty The Snowman will be sending them home. 486 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:53,799 I know my audience, Colin. 487 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,239 Yes, and it's my job to keep them happy. 488 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:59,319 With that tired old shtick you call a warm-up act? Do me a favour. 489 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,690 Just because you got your claws into Marlowe... 490 00:28:02,691 --> 00:28:06,679 The captain recognises talent when he sees it. 491 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,040 HE SCOFFS 492 00:28:08,041 --> 00:28:10,119 He's the only one who doesn't think you're past it. 493 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:12,199 You do know I was offered the Blackpool Grand? 494 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,239 Oh, come off it, Eve. 495 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,959 It was this or it was panto in Huddersfield - 496 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,079 the Wicked Queen. 497 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,919 Well, it takes one to know one, Colin. 498 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,319 So why don't you "schtick" to your Christmas karaoke? 499 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,390 Leave the real entertainment to the pros. 500 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,880 Pros? You're a washed-up two-bit cabaret act. 501 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:35,170 When you're ready to apologise, I shall be in my dressing room. 502 00:28:38,651 --> 00:28:42,639 KNOCKS ON DOOR Come in. 503 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,280 DOOR OPENS 504 00:28:44,281 --> 00:28:47,599 How's my favourite cruise ship doctor? Jack! 505 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,120 HE CHUCKLES 506 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:54,480 Jamil told me you're back. Little query we need help with. 507 00:28:54,481 --> 00:28:58,439 What can you tell us about chlorpromazine? 508 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:02,080 Uh, it's prescribed as an anti-psychotic, 509 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,250 works by suppressing the dopamine levels. 510 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:09,970 You said Thomasina had been treated yellow>for bipolar disorder. Yeah. 511 00:29:09,971 --> 00:29:12,319 I'm not sure where all of this is going, Jack. 512 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,559 Well, she told us that she couldn't remember anything. 513 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,420 Well, clearly, she was lying. 514 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:21,080 Memory wipeout - a common symptom of a psychotic episode. 515 00:29:21,081 --> 00:29:23,679 We need to get back to the village. Thank you. 516 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:24,920 Thank you. 517 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,360 CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYS 518 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,800 KNOCKS ON DOOR 519 00:29:34,131 --> 00:29:38,839 Thought you might like some herbal tea. 520 00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,850 Oh! Good for calming the constitution. 521 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:48,270 Why does everyone on this ship seem to hate me, Jamil? 522 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,080 No, I'm sure that's not true. 523 00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:57,119 You know what they say about cruise ships. 524 00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:00,970 You're either on your way up, or you're on your way down. 525 00:30:00,971 --> 00:30:05,279 Two hours of show tunes in high heels and spandex, 526 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:08,590 performing to a crowd wearing leisurewear. 527 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,090 I will shout from the back of the theatre. 528 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,760 And you must know my voice is shot. 529 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,960 The doctor found some nodules. 530 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,780 He's recommended surgery. 531 00:30:23,781 --> 00:30:26,759 I've been trying to hide it for weeks now. 532 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,440 I'm so sorry to hear that. 533 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,040 I'm planning on jumping ship. 534 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,080 Did you tell Colin about this? 535 00:30:34,081 --> 00:30:36,799 He's been out to undermine me since I started this gig. 536 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:41,000 Oh, no. I'm sure if you talk to him, you both can call a truce. 537 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,140 It's a bit late for that, love. 538 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,440 Show's over. 539 00:30:48,441 --> 00:30:54,039 KATE: You never told us that Thomasina was sectioned as a child. 540 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:57,040 It was none of your concern. 541 00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,080 The miracle she witnessed - 542 00:30:59,081 --> 00:31:01,399 an episode brought on by her schizophrenia. 543 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,159 A secret the Church has tried to cover up. 544 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,770 And if it ever came to light that you were party to a hoax... 545 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:12,150 Schizophrenia is a terrible affliction. 546 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,880 A troubled soul possessed by demons. 547 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,780 I was telling you the truth 548 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:22,230 when I told you that I was trying to protect her. 549 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,660 Then tell us what really happened. 550 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,320 I found her in the chapel. 551 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,640 SHE PRAYS ALOUD 552 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:41,800 'Her eyes were focused on a vision, one that she alone could see.' 553 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:45,120 Thomasina... SHE GASPS 554 00:31:45,121 --> 00:31:47,999 'I should never have reached out to her.' 555 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,519 Thomasina, donde vas? 556 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,560 DOOR OPENS, SHUTS 557 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,640 'I followed her outside... 558 00:31:53,641 --> 00:31:57,959 '..and saw her running away, towards the convent.' 559 00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,480 Thomasina? 560 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:05,280 So, in her confused mental state, Thomasina attacked Bernie? 561 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:08,760 Thomasina had never been violent... 562 00:32:09,041 --> 00:32:12,639 ..even when she is lost to us. 563 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,760 So why have you been lying to us? 564 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,960 She came to me that evening... 565 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,420 ..to offer up a confession. 566 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:29,930 I swear before Christ, she was already dead when I found her. 567 00:32:29,931 --> 00:32:36,879 'She was lying in the cloister, bleeding from a wound to her head, 568 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:40,000 'the crucifix on the ground beside her. 569 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:43,040 'It was then I saw the necklace. 570 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:46,000 'I picked it up. I don't know why. 571 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:49,480 'I knelt down beside her. 572 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,040 'There was blood everywhere.' 573 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,040 I'm not sure how I got back to my room, 574 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,960 but when I came to, 575 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,520 I was sitting on the bed, 576 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,240 and this was in my pocket. 577 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,930 I found it lying on the ground beside the body. 578 00:33:12,571 --> 00:33:17,159 So, either the necklace was Bernie's, 579 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,759 someone ripped it off in a struggle... 580 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:22,310 Or the killer was a woman. Which rules out Jason Agnew. 581 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,400 Jack! 582 00:33:23,401 --> 00:33:25,919 Jack. Just give us a moment, please. 583 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:29,230 There's something you need to know. What is it? 584 00:33:29,231 --> 00:33:30,719 How did you find this? 585 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,319 It was left behind at the murder scene. 586 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:34,370 Jamil? 587 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,380 I think I know who killed Bernie. 588 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:56,470 Donna posted this video blog two months ago. Here. Mm-hm. 589 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:01,090 'So, they've called me in for my pre-op tests. 590 00:34:01,091 --> 00:34:05,919 'Let's hope I get through this one without any complications.' 591 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:10,960 Mm, the placement of the NG nose tube is too far in. 592 00:34:10,961 --> 00:34:13,799 No medical professional would have inserted it that way. 593 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,280 Oh. 594 00:34:15,281 --> 00:34:18,919 When I checked Donna over yesterday, 595 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,399 she seemed a little reluctant to have any tests, 596 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:24,840 so I did a bit of investigating of my own. 597 00:34:24,841 --> 00:34:28,119 Her blood test results came back this afternoon. 598 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,039 The numbers made surprising reading. 599 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,640 No indicators of any disease. 600 00:34:32,641 --> 00:34:34,199 I looked up her condition. 601 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,079 People with BPC don't just get better. 602 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,399 Spontaneous remission. 603 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:43,520 There have been some recorded cases, but... it's unlikely. 604 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,100 Unless she was never ill at all. 605 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,960 I still need some more tests, just to be sure, but... 606 00:34:52,961 --> 00:34:55,359 We should be celebrating. It's like a Christmas miracle. 607 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,440 Well, Champagne on the house. 608 00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,410 Thank you. Thank you. 609 00:34:59,411 --> 00:35:02,239 This might not be the right timing, but, erm... 610 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:05,310 I just wonder, when we get back, if you, er... 611 00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:07,119 might wanna make a go of things. 612 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:10,000 I'd like that, Jason. OK. 613 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,720 Really, I would. 614 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,280 Well, Bernie was right. Keep the faith. 615 00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:21,159 Shame she's not here to enjoy the moment, 616 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,039 after everything she's done for you. 617 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,959 I'm sure all your crowdfunders will be keen to hear an update, 618 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,519 after all that money you've scammed out of them. 619 00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:32,760 Sorry? You've... You've lost me. 620 00:35:32,761 --> 00:35:35,959 The evidence that ties you to Bernie's murder. 621 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,240 We just couldn't figure out why. 622 00:35:38,241 --> 00:35:41,639 Then Dr Tan filled me in on those blood test results, 623 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,530 and things started to make more sense. 624 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,240 I called that clinic in Arizona. 625 00:35:47,241 --> 00:35:50,119 They had no record of you ever being a patient there. 626 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:51,440 Donna? 627 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:56,240 You lied... about everything. 628 00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,080 I swear I was ill. 629 00:35:59,081 --> 00:36:03,159 I really thought it was something serious, 630 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:06,160 and my GP referred me to a specialist. 631 00:36:06,161 --> 00:36:08,959 Bernie being Bernie, she said she'd come with me. 632 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,760 Like any good friend would. 633 00:36:10,761 --> 00:36:13,639 Well, they gave me the all-clear, 634 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,840 and when I saw her waiting outside, I... 635 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:19,999 I told her they were starting me on a course of treatments. 636 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000 Why did you lie, Donna? 637 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:24,960 It made me feel special. 638 00:36:24,961 --> 00:36:27,839 Hang on a minute. What, you made all this up for a bit of attention? 639 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:30,519 And those lies just got bigger, didn't they? 640 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,839 Your blog, your podcast, your followers online. 641 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,820 How could I tell them the truth? 642 00:36:35,821 --> 00:36:39,119 Those hospital visits must have taken some planning. 643 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,080 There's a meds room at work. 644 00:36:41,081 --> 00:36:43,279 It's easy to buy all that stuff online. 645 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,800 And Bernie didn't suspect a thing. 646 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,680 She wanted to believe it as much as I did. 647 00:36:48,681 --> 00:36:52,519 What did you say to Jason? What? 648 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,319 He's the first guy who's shown any interest, 649 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:55,519 but suddenly, I'm in the way? 650 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,280 You smother me, Bernie! 651 00:36:58,281 --> 00:37:00,519 Because your own life is sad and empty. 652 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,919 I've spent the past six months looking after you. 653 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:05,780 And this is the thanks I get? 654 00:37:05,781 --> 00:37:08,679 All those trips to the hospital, the late-night phone calls. 655 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,480 I made it all up. 656 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:16,360 The diagnosis, the illness - it's all lies. 657 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,960 This is fraud, Donna. 658 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,040 We could both go to prison. 659 00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:26,159 All those people that we've lied to! 660 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:29,880 Which is why we keep this between us. 661 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:31,920 No-one else needs to know. 662 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,560 And you say that MY life is empty? 663 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:38,200 You think you can just walk away? 664 00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:42,320 Yeah, I do, because we are done. 665 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,520 This is done. 666 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:48,120 You'd be nothing without me. You know that. 667 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,360 By the time I'm finished, 668 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,410 everyone is gonna know what you've done. 669 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,600 DONNA GRUNTS, THUDS 670 00:37:57,601 --> 00:38:01,519 'I couldn't let her ruin everything.' 671 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,560 Surely you can see that. 672 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,670 We can wait for the police in your cabin. 673 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:12,400 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 674 00:38:14,571 --> 00:38:21,399 OK, so, I might have said a few things in the heat of the moment. 675 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,960 "Washed-up two-bit cabaret act". 676 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,040 Well, I'm sure we can get past it. 677 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,700 Does that mean I get an apology? 678 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:35,310 This ship isn't big enough for the both of us, Colin. 679 00:38:35,311 --> 00:38:38,119 Well, you're looking at a blatant breach of contract. 680 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:41,490 Then sue me, twinkle toes. SHE BLOWS RASPBERRY 681 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,640 Ugh. 682 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:51,920 DOOR OPENS 683 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,210 JAMIL: Oh. I was hoping to catch Jack. 684 00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:00,630 He's gone back to his bar. Said he had a show to do. 685 00:39:00,631 --> 00:39:05,079 But it's not long until the ship sails. 686 00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:08,750 Yeah, and I still have these manifests to complete. 687 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:18,680 You're supposed to be together... more then any two people I know. 688 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:22,360 That's an admirable sentiment, Jamil. 689 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:26,370 But Jack's quite right. The ship will survive without him. 690 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,780 We are missing our headline singer. 691 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,480 Go and get him. 692 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:45,470 TAPPING ON MICROPHONE, FEEDBACK WHINES 693 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:53,360 That day you left the ship, I could have come with you. 694 00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,730 Give up the dream of your own command? 695 00:39:57,731 --> 00:40:00,239 I never would have asked you to do that, Kate. 696 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:03,039 You think you've got me all figured out, don't you? 697 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:04,960 I know you better than anyone. 698 00:40:04,961 --> 00:40:09,559 Look, our headline act for tonight has gone AWOL, 699 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:12,119 Colin is in the middle of a breakdown, 700 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:15,079 and we don't have a singer for tonight's Christmas show. 701 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,679 And you thought I might fit the bill? 702 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:19,919 Piers has already cleared it with Marlowe. 703 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,960 Not that he had much of a choice. 704 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,920 And what about you, Kate? 705 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,200 Do you forgive me? 706 00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:29,740 Well, that depends. 707 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,080 On what? 708 00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:36,850 It depends on if you're planning on sticking around. 709 00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:41,250 There's no more second chances, Jack. 710 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,580 The ship sails in less than an hour. 711 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,520 What makes you think I'll be on it? 712 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,620 Because I'm not leaving without you. 713 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,520 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 714 00:41:08,521 --> 00:41:11,919 COLIN: Oh, good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 715 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,239 There are only four hours till Christmas. 716 00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:16,279 Are we all excited? CHEERING 717 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,439 Good, good. Well, listen, I hate to be the Christmas Grinch, 718 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:22,039 but unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances, 719 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,720 Eve Fontaine will not be performing for us tonight. 720 00:41:25,721 --> 00:41:27,039 AUDIENCE: Aw! 721 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,719 I know, but fear not, because we have got 722 00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:33,159 a star turn replacement for you, back where he belongs. 723 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,239 He's the voice of the ship. 724 00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:36,439 Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the one, the only, 725 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:40,080 Mr Jack Grayling. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 726 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:56,960 Baby, if you've got to go away 727 00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,960 Don't think I could take the pain Stay now, stay now 728 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:05,320 Won't you stay another day? Stay now, stay now 729 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:11,960 Oh, don't leave me alone like this 730 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,840 Don't you say it's the final kiss Stay now, stay now 731 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:20,920 Won't you stay another day? Stay now, stay now 732 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:29,200 Don't you know We've come too far now 733 00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:35,720 Just to go and try To throw it all away 734 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:44,360 Thought I heard you say You love me 735 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,200 And that your love 736 00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:51,600 Was gonna be here to stay 737 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:58,160 Stay now Baby, if you've got to go away 738 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:02,080 Don't think I could take the pain 739 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:06,640 Won't you stay another day? 740 00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:13,600 Stay now Oh, don't leave me alone like this 741 00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:17,280 Don't you say it's the final kiss 742 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:22,160 Won't you stay another day? 743 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,800 Thought I might find you here. Mm. 744 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:34,270 Just counting down the minutes to Christmas Day. 745 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:38,400 It's good to have you home. It's good to be home. 746 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:49,760 Good times we had Return to haunt me 747 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:56,040 Though it's for you All that I do seems to be wrong... 748 00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,160 JAMIL CHUCKLES 749 00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:03,480 Stay now Baby, if you've got to go away 750 00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:07,080 Don't think I could take the pain 751 00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:11,920 Won't you stay another day? 752 00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:19,000 Stay now Oh, don't leave me alone like this 753 00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:22,640 Don't you say it's the final kiss 754 00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:28,200 Won't you stay another day? 755 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:36,200 Stay now. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 756 00:44:58,720 --> 00:45:01,200 HORN BLARES 757 00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,440 The game's afoot, Jamil. 758 00:45:04,441 --> 00:45:11,039 KATE: We just need to narrow it yellow>down. Who had a motive? 759 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,800 Their alibi is a sham. 760 00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:18,030 Fancy playing detectives? Now you're talking. 761 00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,560 I said stop! 762 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:31,330 The next mistake, it could endanger the passengers. 763 00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:40,050 Can't you two go anywhere without someone getting murdered? 764 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,440 You thought you'd run away now 765 00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:49,760 From the troubles in your life 766 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:54,920 And watch a new horizon In the sky 767 00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:03,040 Now the truth's caught up With you forever 768 00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:06,640 It's waiting for you 769 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:10,160 In the deep blue. 770 00:46:10,210 --> 00:46:14,760 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0